Female Jokes

Men who are bald at front of their heads are good thinkers. Men who are bald at the back of their heads are good lovers. Men who are bald at front and back think they are good lovers.

Fooled You

Whats another name for a push-up bra?
False advertisement.

Signs Jokes

Sign in a Police Station: It takes about 3500 bolts to put a car together; but only one nut to scatter it all over the road.

Replacing Vanna

Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?
A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

Sport Jokes

The boozer took careful aim at the bird, but hit a frog. He picked it up, studied it, scratched his head and said, “Well, anyhow I knocked its feathers off.”

Puns

A man put in 10 puns for a pun contest, hoping that at least one of them would win. But sadly, no pun in ten did.

One Liners Jokes

Do you know how to catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Mexican Funeral

Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Teachers Jokes

Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’.” You should say, “I am not going, he is not going; we are not going; they are not going.”

Student: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then?

Entertainment Jokes

A woman rushes into a hardware store and said, “Can I have a muse trap, please? And will you be quick – I’ve a bus to catch.”

“Sorry, ma’am,” said the assistant, “we don’t sell ‘em that big!”

Ass Kissing and Brown Nosing

Q: What's the only difference between ass kissing and brown nosing?

A: Depth perception.

Frosty the Snowman's Pants

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down?

A: He heard the snowblower coming.

Entertainment Jokes

Banta's son: Dad there is some one on the door to collect donations for a swimming pool.

Banta: Give him a glass of water.

There's No People Like Snow People

How can you tell the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snow balls

Blonde Smoker

Q: How did the blonde put out her cigarette?

A: She threw it in the water and stepped on it.

Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

A: Sparky!

Question / Answer Jokes

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?

A: Don't look I'm changing!

That's Really Hot

Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot -- because you can catch a cold!

Funny Apple

Q: What did the apple say to the orange?

A: I despise you for being different from me.

Blonde Girlfriend

Q: What's the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend?

A: You get to park in handicapped zones.